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“Virgin”
In conclusion, in order to prevent the spread of HIV and because it’s important to remain a virgin until marriage, you should practice anal sex.
Ghost, Ghostfacers!
Cause Daft Punk is playin’ at my house, my house.
I bought my sister a pizza for her birthday. This is what brothers are for.
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Lollygagging sounds vaguely sexual and this has always made me uncomfortable.
There’s this girl I’m interested in and I’m fairly convinced she’s interested in me too but I’m not sure if I’m ready to date again. I really messed myself up the last few times and I panic at the thought of experiencing it all again. I just don’t want to hurt anyone or be hurt either.
Emotions suck, but at least they’re returning.
HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE
Let’s say it’s 6.15pm and you’re going home (alone of course), after an unusually hard day on the job. You’re really tired, upset and frustrated. Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that starts to drag out into your arm and up into your jaw. You are only about five miles from the hospital nearest your home. Unfortunately you don’t know if you’ll be able to make it that far. You have been trained in CPR, but the guy that taught the course did not tell you how to perform it on yourself..!!
NOW HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE…
Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack, without help, the person whose heart is beating improperly and who begins to feel faint, has only about 10 seconds left before losing consciousness.
However, these victims can help themselves by coughing repeatedly and very vigorously.
A deep breath should be taken before each cough, and the cough must be deep and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep inside the chest.
A breath and a cough must be repeated about every two seconds without let-up until help arrives, or until the heart is felt to be beating normally again.
Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing movements squeeze the heart and keep the blood circulating.
The squeezing pressure on the heart also helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, heart attack victims can perhaps buy precious time to get themselves to a phone and dial 911.
Rather than sharing another joke please contribute by broadcasting this which can save a person’s life!
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Reblogging cause this could save someone’s life
This could save many lives, reblog
http://www.heart.org/HEARTORG/Conditions/More/CardiacArrest/Cough-CPR_UCM_432380_Article.jsp
BOOSTING
http://www.snopes.com/medical/homecure/coughcpr.asp
I should hope the majority of these reblogs are to educate people on why Cough CPR is incredibly dangerous and ill advised.
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