February 2012
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Luna and I just had a conversation in Cat.
Anonymous asked: Meow <3
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Chris Brown is an anagram for Browns Rich
Beyonce Knowles is an anagram for Ebony Cow Kneels
Lady Gaga is an anagram for A Lady Gag
Avril Lavigne is an anagram for Vaginal Liver
Gerard Way is an anagram for Red Raw Gay
Britney Spears is an anagram for Bare Entry Piss
Justin Timberlake is an anagram for Miserable Tit Junk
Barrack Obama is an anagram for A Crab Bra Amok
Skrillex is an...
Sean Paul is an anagram of Pale Anus.
Whenever I try to comfort crying people.
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I finally tightened the screws on my bed, so now it won’t wake up the house whenever I screw on my bed.
I’m having a booze up at my brother’s house on Tuesday. Will be good to see some friends. Having dinner at Madi’s tonight. Feeling pretty alright about myself.
Losing followers but gaining reblogs. Strange.
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Regurgitator - I Piss Alone.
Best Australian...
Swept, vacuumed and mopped all the floors. Sheesh I’m drained.
”Good Eye Might” is not how you say “G’day mate”, please stop this at once.
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Luna looks so lost in my backyard.
ceolnasoul:
Holst - Jupiter, the Bringer of...
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When I die I want all of my close friends and relatives to keep a small embalmed piece of my skin in their wallet. Then I will donate the rest of my body to science.
From Anne
Dear Wefadetogray,
I have mixed feelings about you. You have a nice nose. You make me want to travel back in time to meet Abraham Lincoln. You should start a punk band. Someday I will write your bands songs for you. You + me = wine drinking buddies. If I saw you now I’d die my black hair even blacker. I want to write a biography about you. I would build a lego city just for you. If I could...
Picking up some beer for Tuesday, what else should I get? Jack Daniels? I know people will bring their own, but I like to provide. Also working the confectionery aisle at work last night gave me ideas for snacks.
I can admire the beauty in anyone.
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"Why do you hate Thomas Edison?"
askyoursister:
Hmmm….this may take awhile…so strap in, kiddies.
Let me begin by saying: Thomas Edison was the king of the douches! Fuck him and anyone who says he’s anything other than a lying, thieving, greedy pile of shit! Oh…that’s you? Well….Fuck you!
I know what a lot of you are thinking: But without Edison, we wouldn’t have radios, generators, radar, or movie projectors. I...
Did you know it's impossible to say "Good eye... →
thedevilisdeuce:
Reblog if you tried it.
WE DON’T SOUND LIKE THAT !!!!!
I-It doesn’t work that way, I’m sorry. I bet now there are more people out there who aren’t Australian who sound MORE Australian than people who are actually Australian (like myself).